SEASON 05 · NOW LISTENING

Harrison’s
Yeague.

The world’s first music competition specifically designed for one man who already knows every song.

Submit Kanye. Skip Kanye. Vote for Kanye. Win.

HYL001 / 001
CURRENTLY PLAYINGSomething Harrison already knows
01
Active membersExclusive by design
01
Eligible artistsDiversity pending
00
Songs completed0s endured
H
Reigning championHarrison, naturally
CURRENT ROUND · 01

Best Kanye Song
Harrison Already Knows

PLAYLIST COMPLETED4%
Calculated using actual listening time, not songs briefly acknowledged.
TRACK / SUBMISSIONLISTENING REVIEWACTIONS

Skipped after recognising the first piano note.

Harrison confirmed he has heard this one.

Listening abandoned due to prior familiarity.

Recognition detected immediately.

Listened for 31 seconds. New league record.

Marked “too long” before the guitar solo.

Ceremonially acknowledged. Then skipped.

Prior knowledge cited as listening evidence.

LISTENING MILESTONES
Five-Second Hero
Open-Minded
Deep Listener
Unprecedented Commitment
OPEN SUBMISSIONS

A fair chance for
one eligible artist.

Submit a Kanye West song Harrison has heard before, which currently includes every eligible song.

ARTIST ELIGIBILITY POLICY

To preserve league standards, cultural continuity, and Harrison’s comfort, all artists are subject to a rigorous one-name assessment.

Kanye West — approved Everyone else — external perspective
NEW SUBMISSIONHYL / FORM 001
DEMOCRATIC PROCESS

Ten points.
One conscience.

Harrison cannot vote for his own song. This rule has been waived because no other members exist.

YOUR BALLOT10 POINTS AVAILABLE · 10 COMMITTED
01
RunawaySubmitted by Harrison
02
POWERSubmitted by Harrison
03
Flashing LightsSubmitted by Harrison
04
StrongerSubmitted by Harrison
05
Ghost TownSubmitted by Harrison

Independent verification confirms Harrison agrees with Harrison.

OFFICIAL FINAL STANDINGS

Congratulations,
Harrison.

Against extraordinary odds and no opposition whatsoever, Harrison has won Harrison’s Yeague.

01
H
CHAMPION

Harrison

Owner · Judge · Sole electorate

47 PTSUNDER REVIEW
02
N

Nobody

A model competitor

0 PTSEXEMPLARY
03
E

Everyone else

Submitted non-Kanye music

—DISQUALIFIED
ARCHIVE / HISTORICAL CHAMPIONSAN IMPECCABLE DYNASTY
SEASON 01Best Kanye SongHarrison
SEASON 02Best Non-Kanye SongCancelled
SEASON 03Songs Harrison Might LikeHarrison
SEASON 04Songs Harrison Has Not HeardNo valid submissions
SEASON 05Best Kanye Song AgainHarrison
INDEPENDENT PROCEEDINGS

Listening Integrity
Tribunal.

CASE REFERENCEHYL—001THE PEOPLE v. HARRISON
FORMAL CHARGES
01

Skipping songs based on prior familiarity.

02

Judging submissions from their first eight seconds.

03

Failing to respect the ceremonial sanctity of the playlist.

04

Giving Kanye automatic preferential treatment.

05

Saying “I know this one” as though that concludes the review.

06

Opposing discovery in a music discovery competition.

EVIDENCE ENTERED INTO RECORD
6%Average completion
83%Skipped pre-chorus
47“I’ve heard this”
0%Remorse shown
GUILTY
VERDICT · UNANIMOUS

Guilty on
all counts.

Sentence: Harrison must listen to one complete Music League playlist without touching the skip button.